Brand new garbage fresh from the can. With this issue we have officially hit a mathematician's dozen.
IN THIS ISSUE:
- Matt puts a new spin on some classic children's songs
-The bitch talk women present the Trashy List. And you're probably on it.
-Ryan drinks a lot and then writes about it.
-SamRock deals with freaks problems
-Top Five things you don't want to be doing when you die.



